Boozer

a fully enlightened person who realizes drinking is the only way to achieve true happiness.

i became a boozer after years of sober induced depression.

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atomic wedgie

a super wedgie where the goal is to actually get the underpants over the head.

w0w check out senor lopez's atomic wedgie!!! that must have hurt!

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gitty up

Hick phrase fer awesome

Ahh; gitty up!

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