bad times

when shit goes wrong.

it was bad times when kian tried to steal my girlfriend.

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invasian

the asian invasion combined into one "dope ass" word

jerry's eyes are so slanted, he must be part of the invasian

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bidet

a hose to wash ur ass after you take a shet. extremely soothing

i started to use my bidet after ever shit and i never felt any cleaner!

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saro

To be Armenian

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coach

something you can add to the end of a sentence when refering to someone's stupid ass remark.

Emilio: you havent been performing up to par. you need to go and stack some boxes.

Dan: whatever, coach.

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Servalone

'The waiters choice' anabolic steriod developed for the catering environment. boosts strength in right arm for pint pulling efficiancy, locks left arm at 90 degrees for extra plate lifting ability and eliminates need for sleep and general lust for a break allowing the user to work seemingly impoosible shifts.

A Servalone a day keeps the slacker at bay.

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hello ladies

what u say when u enter a room full of either
a. nothing but fine women
b. nothing but dorky guys
c. one girl and more than 3 guys

w0w, jay certainly did take the cake

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