pr0jekt and sm0g

the two biggest homoesexuals in all the land.

pr0jekt and sm0g just hacked a pony's butthole.

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pelican

n. a very large fish-eating water bird having a huge bill and a pouch on the bottom side of the bill for scooping up fish.

Manny, look at the pelicans fly! Come on pelicans!

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retarded

In this day and age, "retarded" is just another word for cool, dope, tight, chill, or whatever you say when you like something.

Beach Dude#1: Dude #2, the waves look pretty retarded out there, you wanna go catch them?
Beach Dude#2: SWEET!

Homeboy#1: Yo dawg... The clubs gonna be off da hook ta-nite. You down?
Homeboy#2: Hellz yeah homeboy#1, is gonna be retarded, foo.

RichBitch#1: Like, OMG... my dad just like totally got me the new 2005 BMW645ci. It's like, totally retarded! I love it!
RichBitch#2: That's hot... Didn't he like, get you the like, 2004 one last year?

Redneck: Ya'll imma go catchya some salmon for good eatin' tonight.
6 rednick kids: pop that's retarded!

ChineseGirl#1: Ching yong boing noi lang dong fang!
ChineseGirl#2: Pong bing dong retarded!

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pawel

pawel - a small ferret like animal, which feeds on interest and turns in into pure unbridled BOREDOM. never has anyone made people lose the will to live quicker than he.

jimmy - hey did you see that weird film last night?
steve - oh yeaaah, the one about that guy with the... HOLY SHIT HERE COMES PAWEL, RUUUUN!!!

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white dragon

white dragon

when recieving a blowjob at the moment of orgasim plunge your penis as far as it will go to make her gag and for you to orgasim at the same time making her shoot her sperm threw her nose

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yayee

Yayee is a very pretty young lady and doent like her name on this website

Yayee says, "i Hate you"

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yayee

pretty little lady named yayee is in my geography class and like to talk to amanda

Yayee Please stop talking

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