townie

twat ( they wont start on you, aslong as it stays in the 3:1 ratio

him:you fucking mish mosh get a wash
me:nah im not a mosh but its better then being a townie
him: what did you say wait there let me get my gang and your battered man
me:hmmm your a twat!

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DTmoron

Anyone that hasn't caught on that it takes about two seconds to make up a definition, and the fact that "wataf" in the dictionary isn't anything to get excited about, and Jimmy hates you all.

You are a DTmoron.

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Lynyrd Skynyrd

One of the greatest southern rock, if not rock and roll, bands.

Whoever thinks that the only song skynyrd made is sweet home alabama and think thats the best one, needs to fuck off and listen to something else because they dont know rock music.

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myspace

Myspace is a pathetic excuse for a hang out place. People go on, try to make as many "friends" as possible, and yeah, as said, ultimately tries to get as many as they can. 90% of the people they have listed they did not already know in real life, and they will end up meeting probably 1 or 2 of them.

Freak#1: "I have 789 friends on Myspace."
Freak#2: Have you met anyone of them?
Freak#1: Meet them? I never even talk to them.

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vanity

Your personality;you as a person.

Don't attack my vanity.

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winder

A winder is a window.
Originating from the American South.

:OOO

"Look out that there winder BillyJoe at that there UFO LOLZ!"

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tinky

Abbreviation for Tinkerbell. Someone vague and not always focused. Used affectionatley to hassle your girlfriend for not understanding something pretty damn simple.

Yeah, my girls the best.... But she's a bit of a tinky.

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