rainbow party

Let me start off by saying, rainbow parties are dumb. And before you stop reading, just hear me out.
OBVIOUS reason #1: Why do guys want RAINBOWS on their... well on any body part for that matter. Rainbows are connected with being gay. So why a straight guy would want a rainbow colored dick is beyond me.
OBVIOUS reason #2: Does it not disturb any of you guys out there that the girl who is putting her "mark" on you just had her mouth on another's guy's dick? Imagine this: precum from another guy being transferred onto your dick from this girl's mouth.
OBVIOUS reason #3: Wouldn't you much rather a girl give you a full on blowjob than to give you her "mark"?

OBVIOUS reason #3: Oh wow, I got a rainbow on my dick. But I'm still horny because these girls' mouths have been all over me and I haven't got off.

48👍 75👎

northern ireland

The last part of the british empire.

Give it up limeys, your reign as a superpower is over.

157👍 219👎

scally cap

cap worn by a scally. also known as a burbee cap, beanie, and train conductor's cap.

9👍 71👎

B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P.

big floppy faggot analy loaded and happy penis

I saw a B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P running around town last night.

25👍 46👎

beef curtains

n. 1 Loose and think labia majora that is caused by the repeated insertion of male genitalia and is characterized by the ability to flap in the wind. Beef curtains usually lead to a wicked camel toe even when the woman is wearing jeans.
n. 2 Drapery that is made from the meat of cows.

I thought you said she had beef curtains? Those weren't beef curtains. They weren't even flappin in the wind?

1259👍 1243👎

toolbox

a man who is so lame, or so much of a dick, that he is not just a tool, he is an entire toolbox.

I can't wait until they send that fuckin' toolbox off to Iraq.

144👍 166👎

roast beef curtain

In female humans, the outer labia. See also: meat drape

I was gonna fuck Bobbi Sue, but after examining her roast beef curtain, I decided against it.

111👍 145👎