when a girls ass is in the air and a guy sticks his dick in her ass and slaps her ass and then pees in her vagina
steve got drunk and cleaned his girlfriends hole
9π 9π
A phrase used when you would like to do a stupid action with no reson
TJ Why did you just stab me?
Eh Eh Eh
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To treat a penis as a ice block, performed mainly by horny women
Jenny gave Martin the blowjob of his life, and swallowed all the tasty sperm because she was hungry
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Slang for penis, used by people who think there penis is larger than everyone else's
Who wants to pet my pet penisaur
3π 12π
The skin inbetween your ball sack and your red eye.
My balls are sticking to my chode right now.
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Tiny balls of pooey toilet paper which attach themselves to the hair's in a man's/woman's ass crack. Otherwise known as "cling-ons" or "poo balls".
Man: I want you to rim my ass baby.
Woman: Ok, bend over baby
Woman: Awww man, you could've at least wiped your ass properly - I can see winnits in your crack!!
Man: So I guess that means no rimming for me!?
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