ass paste

think semi solid shit that squirts out slowly in a long tube shape as if it where coming out of a toothpaste tube. often required viggourous wiping afterward.

"toothpaste? nah, i use ass paste!"

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redhead

fire crotch

when the curtains match the carpet aight

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jadakiss

a rapper that has been around since biggie was alive. once was in the lox, now is part of d-block. most of jadakiss' songs are hard and shit, but the release of "why?" is his poor attempt at tryin to be a hood politic and thinks he knows whats up in the world, when all he does is drive around throwing fircrackers and gettin blazed

he gotta get his act intact, stick with the hard shit

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shirajed

the word used to define getting laid more than two times in one night.

Man, I got shirajed well good last night!

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Shambodo

a demon whose purpose is to make you look stupid.

boy: Hey, shambodo, look at that car!
NO ANSWER.
mom: Tommy, there's nobody there -- who are you talking to.
Demon/shambodo: HA! Made another one look stupid!! He he he...

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limpy

A dick that won't do shit because you look at *WAY* too much pornography.

I'm horny on the inside, but damn if ain't got a limpy from porno!

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dodfrig

a bitch ass medal of honor player with a big dick

A. "My name is dodfrig"
B. "OMFG REALLY?"

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