A sexual position in which the male suspends himself under the female while she is on all four with her posterior facing the sky.
Dude, I submarined Jen for two minutes then she collapsed.
11π 65π
comical genius/guitar player(not great at guitar but comical genius none the less)
"did you catch that phat vid from lynch"
"pff phuck yae, stephen is my home-boy nikka"
107π 30π
to poke someone in the side of the face, next to the eye, like done in the NBA finals by Karl Malone in an altercation with a fan on the sideline before the game
Because she was pissing me off, i karl malon-ed her.
16π 26π
A new term which I just invented on the spot which refers to male masturbation.
Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool
30π 14π
When the fat area on a woman's stomach folds over her cunt and the two become one item.
Man, her gunt was so big it had become a chummuck!
10π 5π
A short and relatively polite phrase to be used when attempting to "chat-up" a girl.
Jim: Hey mate, that girl at the bar looks quite tasty.
John: Yeah, she looks alright.
Jim: Go and chat her up mate.
John: Ok, here I go.
Random Girl: Hi, can I help you?
John: Any Chance?
Random Girl: Err, no.
John: Shit
29π 14π