Rural Dictionary

Enron

a once successful and dominant company in the energy business, but has fallen because they tried to hide company losses and avoid taxes by creating made-up entities. as a result of these unethical practices, enron has become bankrupt and robbed their employees of their retirement funds. the most infamous name associated with this scandal is Kenneth Lay, who is on trial as of januray 2006. he is charged on 11 counts ranging from insider trading to bank fraud.

ken lay and enron took my money. give it back you son of a bitch. i can't feed my kids. his defense is totally fucked, he should've plead guilty like the rest of his buddies.

by JIm March 8, 2006

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assman

Someone who has their act together and really enjoys life; willing to share their success and treat their friends well; originating from the proctologist with the "ASS MAN" license plate in the Seinfeld episode.

Clark hooked us all up with tickets to the Metalica show - he is the assman!

by JIm July 25, 2003

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shitster

adj. One who causes trouble, especially for others - a contraction of "shit stirrer".

Joey just lied to his older sister about nailing her best friend - what a shitster!

by JIm October 3, 2003

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googleplex

10^10^10^2 =
10^10^100 =
10^google =
1 googleplex
Google - The number one with a hundred zero's following it.
Googleplex - The number one with a google number of zero's following it!

A googleplex number of cubic (mm) would be larger than our entire galaxy.... (:^O
It would take a trillion people, writing a trillion zero's per second, a lot more than a trillion years just to write out the number googleplex.
(1,000,000,000,000,000,..., and so on)

by JIm November 18, 2003

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