bad cock

The act of cutting your penis off with a knife and shoving it down your throat resulting in death.

That idiot just bad cocked himself to death.

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Bad Cock

The act of cutting your own penis off and shoving it down your throat resulting in death.

It appears as if the victim bad cocked himself to death.

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Cockblocked

when you are going to hookup with some chick and then someone (her friend, cousin, whatever) comes in and sees to it that it doesnt happen

tony getting cockblocked on g5 by whatever the hell her name was.

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jizworm

A small cucumber shaped sea creature that you catch whilst fishing for bass, they shoot a jet of water at you too, very much like a jet of jism.

"Mate what the hell is that on your hook?"
"Don't know mate but it's just cum all over my jumper........stupid jizworm"

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stoma rammer

the act of putting ones cock into a persons stoma (but removing the collostomy bag before-hand, of course!

jim bob! i've got O-J on my weiner

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inches

Used to define how many hours you are working that day, usually used when a shift is long. It is meant to convey the feeling of working in a low-paid, mindless job for long hours, and the feeling of being raped by your multinational corporation scum employer by an inch per hour.

Homebase Employee 1: "dude, how long are you working today?"
Homebase Employee 2: "the whole 8 inches"
Homebase Employee 1: "Shit man, that is RAPE!"

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feltcher

A person or persons who inserts animals into their anus or vagina

John and Sarah had an interesting relationship, they played many twisted sexual games. Their favorite sexual game was to insert gold fish into each others ass holes

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