fart

a turd with all the shit scraped off

gassss from your ass

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tart

A cheap or easy woman. A prostitute.

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megadeth

1. Unit of measurement equal to the death of one million people by nuclear explosion.

2. The world's state of the art speed metal band.

Megadeth's RUST IN PEACE is one of the greatest metal albums ever made.

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piss proud

A term to describe waking up with a boner. See also morning glory

Simon: Whoa dude, what's going on under your sleeping bag?
Dave: Huh, what do you mean?
Simon: It looks like you've got a tent pole on the go!
Dave: Oh shit, I've got piss proud mate!

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pink bunny

when you are fucking a bitch in the ass and then pull out just before you blow your load and give her a quick jab to the ribs making her ass pirk up in the air which make her resemble a little pink bunny.

as i was stuffing heather's brown eye she pissed me off so i gave her a little pink bunny

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chup

A word to describe something which you feel is of poor standard or just shit.

John: Hey mate, what do you think of my new burberry baseball cap?
Jim: That looks totally chup mate - you like like a right chavvy!!

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applejack

A nearly 200-proof beverage made from apple cider, usually found underneath kitchen sinks.

Take fresh apple cider (5 gallons make about 1 cup of AJ).
Leave under kitchen sink for a week in sealed container.
Freeze.
Pour out liquid remnants into new container.
Leave under kitchen sink for a week.
Freeze,
Pour out liquid remnants into new container.

Repeat for five weeks. Make applesauce with frozen remnant.

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