Sagat

A very strong, even cheap, character from several Street Fighter games and Capcom vs SNK2. Sagat's seriously high priority pokes and massive damage is balanced only by his massiveness (which only seems to really hurt him in SFA). Most Sagat players rely on cheap tactics, such as spamming his HP (even though Balrog's HP can beat it in CVS2) or his Tiger Shots. This doesn't become a problem with better players since any resonably good player can defeat a cheap player.

"Haha.. You picked Sagat.. He sucks.. His attacks always go over my head."
"First time playing CVS2?"

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mechride

The process of moving without using your legs.

I don't walk, I mechride.

rrrruuuufty

like bufty but chuftier

nigga 1: i caught spider man jerking off in the pool..
nigga 2: rrruuuuufty

Boobhead

Now retired superhero whose uniform consisted of her usual roxy and billabong outfit, play a bra on her head. She uses her immense sexiness to bring men (especially Jimmys) to their knees. Great ass, fantastic boobs, gorgeous face with amazing eyes and a perfect nose, and a craziness that will confuse you before you know what's going on.

"Did Boobhead just run passed?"

"I think so, I have an erection too!"

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suds

Not beers.
bubbles.
stupidpants. B:,
B-U-B-B-L-E-S

but they're lots of bubbles.
they form together.
like superheroes.
and beardhairs.

"suds suds suds suds suds suds"

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girl gamer

A rare species of female which makes up less than .02% of the population. Under most circumstances an uggo or is really fat.

There is an even rarer subsect of girl gamer which is actually somewhat good looking to average (rating 6.0 and above). This group makes up less than 15% of the girl gamer population.

This is one predominant form of girl gamer in their society: the male gamer masquerading as a girl gamer. They make up over 33% of the population.

The girl gamer usually has an inferiority complex and will try like mad to kill you in her game of choice, but can't because of her inferior fingers. Confront with caution, as a girl gamer is able to let out a battlecry which will attract all the pitiful nerds to her position to attack you verbally.

Another note of caution is this: if you find a "girl gamer" who is willing to cyber with you, it is probably a man using a female alias in order to masturbate to your replies.

I was playing CS and there was this "girl gamer". I witnessed a rather amusing mating ritual in which 10 nerds surrounded her, protecting this "female" from opposing fire.

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lechuza

1. Any elusive bird-like creature/spirit that terrorizes people, esp. at night.
2. A witch or "bruja" that has taken the form of such a creature.

A lechuza can appear at any time and any place, but these feathery spirits seem particularly prone to spread their wings and terrorize those who have consumed alcohol. Cars driving down lonely highways also seem a favorite target of lechuzas. Especially common in Mexico and the southwestern United States

!Ay Dios Mio, es una lechuza!

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