northern ireland

The last part of the british empire.

Give it up limeys, your reign as a superpower is over.

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rainbow party

Let me start off by saying, rainbow parties are dumb. And before you stop reading, just hear me out.
OBVIOUS reason #1: Why do guys want RAINBOWS on their... well on any body part for that matter. Rainbows are connected with being gay. So why a straight guy would want a rainbow colored dick is beyond me.
OBVIOUS reason #2: Does it not disturb any of you guys out there that the girl who is putting her "mark" on you just had her mouth on another's guy's dick? Imagine this: precum from another guy being transferred onto your dick from this girl's mouth.
OBVIOUS reason #3: Wouldn't you much rather a girl give you a full on blowjob than to give you her "mark"?

OBVIOUS reason #3: Oh wow, I got a rainbow on my dick. But I'm still horny because these girls' mouths have been all over me and I haven't got off.

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BDP

A group of game players that lives to grief and ruin the enjoyment of online games for other players. Short for BEAT DOWN POSSE. The most ferocious player killers in the online gaming world.

Just got pk'd again by the BDP =(

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schubber

A person from a differnet Club/zone, Used by The Rural Youth, Young Farmers and the 4H organisation.

Brian is a Scrubber from the South East.

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chesticle

a dudes tits

look! george has big hairy chesticles!

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bagelry

the act of acting like a stupid bagel

you have been sentenced for five counts of bagelry

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kez

some1 that is a total and complete cock scoff! otherwise know as slacky, he spends most of his spare time having competitions with his mother 2 c who can put more in their ass.

hey slacky, u're ass has fallen out! why is all that cum dripping out of your bum hole!? errrr dont lick it!

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