Jeter

A large, steaming, vile, horrific pile of shit.

Named after the smarmy and self-obsessed jackoff Yankees shortstop who appears in Visa commercials and enjoys being in the middle of a Sheffield-A-Rod manlove sandwich.

Dude, I really need to take a Jeter right now.

I just dropped a massive Jeter in the toilet.

This burrito's gonna give me the Jeters this afternoon.

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judas moon

A nickname for the moon when it is visible during the daytime.

I woke up this morning and saw a judas moon.