Golden Jibril

When an elephant walks up to you fucking a small bird in the right ear with the elephant’s tail. This only works while a person named Jibril is driving a Toyota Supra MK3 pours glocken gold in the elephants eye while the elephant is fucking the bird.

Someone: Where were you last night Jibril?
Jibril: I was in the savanna performing a so called “Golden Jibril”

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dirty Siemers

When a person with Siemers as their last name shits in a german shepherd’s mouth then cums on a girls left asscheek while the girl is holding a german flag

Guy: Hi! Do you want to perform a dirty Siemers with me?
Girl: Yes, i would love that!
Dog: Woof!