stalkbot

This is a reply to suggest the person receiving the reply is doing something in a stalk-ish fashion. It began on the :Internet: but has since made its way into :RL: conversation.

wtfpwnt54321: HAY CAN GIVE ME SOME GOLD LOL?
silentown22: fuc|< y00, cun7
wtfpwnt54321: OMG I R FOLLOWS YOU UNTIL YOU R TEH GIVES ME GOLD.
silentown22: g3t t3h f00k 4way f|20m m3 1 4m ch4rg1ng my :mana:, :n00b:.
wtfpwnt54321: :PLOX: GIVE ME TEH GOLDZ I R SO TEH POORZ.
silentown22: j3suz, STALKBOT!
aL^pLexxy: Wow, you guys are :faggots:. Quit playing :WoW: and try :counter-strike: or something along those lines.

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mob hard

This is how ledge people say "Let's go". It's like "Let's go" except it's more like "Let's go, we're fucking awesome."

ex 1)
Taylor: I <3 Bagels closes in like ten minutes.
Jason: .........ugh........... mob hard.

ex 2)
Ben: Is that a siren?
Keith: Popo. Mob hard.
Ben: When in Rome.

ex 3)
Glenn: Holy blunting blunt, that is a fat blunting set coming in.
Josh: WHERE ARE MY FINS?
Glenn: I threw them forty yards away.
Josh: You are quite a tool.
Glenn: Touche.
Josh: Whatever. I want to nail a fat wave. Mob hard.

ex 4)
Tucker: I think that gaylord Bubba is coming over here. Yes... he is heading in this direction.
Fernando: Mob hard.

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Whip-ty Nine

Whip-ty Nine occurs when both members of a relationship are equally whipped. Much like sixty nine, both parties receive equal amounts of benefits and disadvantages simultaneously.

Neither person has the upper hand in the relationship in a Whip-ty Nine scenario. However, make no mistake; there is some serious whipping going on.

Guy 1: Dude, Jenny made Kyle stay in with her tonight, AGAIN! When is he going to hang out with us?

Guy 2: Bro, Kyle isn't the only whipped one here; every time he stays in, he forces her to make him sandwiches. It's classic whip-ty nine!

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