Surprise Sex

Rape, but you shout surprise.

Sarah was walking down the road when all of sudden rob jumped out of a bush.
'SURPRISE!' he shouted, he then had a shag with her in that very bush. Good old Surprise Sex.

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Sugar Bullets

when you ejaculate into a bowl of sugar, roll into balls and then freeze, ready to be eaten the next day.

Paul : 'last night i made some sugar bullets for my girlfriend'

Fred : 'Oh yeah, i made some for my mom'

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