Jeshua

Jesus. An all around cool Christian boi. Absolutely gorgeous and attracts girls, but rejects most of them. He is very tall and black and never curses. Pretty prideful, but it helps him achieve his goals. Probably really smart with a 4.0 GPA, but complains about having bad grades. Great in a fight and will beat you up if you insult his hair.

Bozo: Hey, who is Jeshua?
Intellectual: Die.
Bozo: *Dies*

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