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A slang term used by straight or homosexual men, to mean "phone sex".
I totally phboned her last night and she gave me a phboner.
After a period of long masturbation (after a period of Macrastinating), the vulva becomes prune-like and a deep purple.
I went on vacation and really needed to masturbate, but now I have a vulva hangover.
The opposite of an abortion. The doctor takes a fetus , and re-implants it into a woman's womb.
We can combat abortion by advocating for more adortion rights! Pro-adortion!
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A female version of the infamous Blumpkin. While a girl is sitting on the toilet taking a poop, a guy is going down on her.
My girlfriend had to take a shit last night, so I decided to give her a muddy snorkel.
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