Piratitis

A degenerate disease afflicting mostly males. Common indicators include alcoholism, hair loss, tooth loss, limb loss, an affinity for the letter "R", skin ailments, and a constant desire to plunder more booty. Symptoms may be subdued through exposure to gold and women. No cure has been found to date.

That dude's lifestyle has cost him his youth. The piratitis is so bad he's starting to look like the crypt keeper.

Mamakazi

Party crashed by a motherly figure. It could be your Mom, a friend's Mom or even the Mother of your kids.

Did you see the game last night?

Nah man, I got the mamakazi at half-time.