Fermientation

When a man has had a boner for a long time and starts sweating down there and releases male progesterones. Usualy arouses the oposite sex.

Ever since my penis started fermenting I have been laying women by the dozen.

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Cuch

1. Slang word for Vagina.

2. When two lesbians 69 eachother.

1. She let me fell her cuch the other day.

2. I was watching TV and I found a chanal woth two girls cuchin it out.

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fudge packing

The act of jamming another's FE-Cs back into the digestive system via anal sex

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Beetabega

1. A genetic cross between a rutabega and a beet 2. Usualy apeals to children who love rudabegas but hate beets.

Tim Atkinson

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Nitro

Slang term for Nitrogen for those who play paintball.

I am all out of rounds, but I have plenty of nitro.

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dry sex

Sexual intercoarse were the femal is naked except for the panties. The man rubs his penis on her untill he cums. 97% safer that penis to vagina intercoarse.

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Commander

My homosexual nightmare while I was in the army. My commander fucked me 12 times in the ass and twice in the eye once he found out is was fake!!!

Please! Not in the eye socket Commander!!!

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