Sweat Pecans

When your testes are sweaty and your girlfriend (or any other girl for that matter) sucks on them while giving you head.

Ken: How was Tracy last night?
Lake: She went down on me then sucked on my sweat pecans. Best blow job I have ever had.
Ken: Nice!! I'm going to try to get my girl to do that tonight.

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Toilet Dildo

A jet stream of water from a rigged toilet that shoots up your butthole, and thereby raping you with your own bodily wastes.

Guy-scarred-for-life: That toilet back fired on me!!!
Prankster: How did you enjoy your toilet dildo?

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