Trish Stratus

Canadian fitness model turned nauseatingly overpushed UNPROFESSIONAL overhyped overrated skank/WWE Diva. Arrived in WWE in 2000 with no talent or experience. Got to win the vacant WWE Women's Title at Survivor Series 2001 over experienced WRESTLERS Jacqueline, Ivory, Molly Holly and Jazz despite months of not wrestling or being involved with anything. Served as the voice of the "creative" team by starting the Molly Holly "big ass" garbage. Got to "retire"as Champion in 2006, violating wrestling tradition that says you are supposed to lose your last match. Her success led to the division being destroyed by the invasion of the Diva Search Idiots and the Catalog Idiots (Kelly Kelly and Alicia Fox). Is unquestioningly worshiped all over the internet for no good reason at all.

I hate Trish Stratus and you should too.

nazmaldun

A mysterious, unseen entity worshipped by Hallowicked and Frightmare in the Professional wrestling promotion CHIKARA. Exactly who or what Nazmaldun is has never been confirmed, other than that Hallowicked called him "The Cannibal Prince, The Eater, The Lord of Rot." He possessed UltraMantis Black over the second half of 2016, until Ophidian exorcised him at the end of the Season Finale "CHIKARA Supremacy."

On February 14, 2015, Hallowicked cut his first promo in coherent English, ending with the words "All glory Nazmaldun."