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Bitchedly ill-tempered and quarrelsome.
My girl wouldn't stop bustin' my chops about some pair of panties she found in my back seat. What a cuntankerous hoe.
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Also known as a hipster. As self-righteous as a douchebag, but they think they are witty.
See that guy over there with the women's pants, choppy haircut, and non-prescription coke-bottle glasses?
I didn't even think that was a guy until I saw the dirty beard and ironic mustache.
Yeah. He had to special order that flannel. Everyone knows anorexic lumberjacks don't exist. He's a real touchebag.
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Near Pants Shitting Experience
An event that scares you so badly you almost shit your pants.
The other night, I had an NPS experience when my car slid on a patch of ice going into a tunnel.
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The sex you get from a crossdresser.
Man, that girl I met at the bar last night was really a dude. It's okay, I got me some sweet transaction.
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A girl to whom height is important.
Girl 1: "Look at that guy over there; he's so cute!"
Girl 2: "He's too short for me. You have to be over 6 feet for this ride."
Girl 1: "Ah, you're a roller coaster. I guess your carny greased you up for nothing tonight. He's all mine!"
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