cafeteria speed date

A cafeteria speed date is comprised of three main steps:
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.

(Man sits down across from unsuspecting woman)
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"

och

a girl that is an 8 ("ocho") on the hotness scale.

"Dude, that girl over there is pretty sexy. Go get her number."

"True dat. Stay here and watch while I bag this och."

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neutch

a girl that is a 7 (which is a neutral pH level) out of 10 on the hotness scale.

"Hey man, that girl is pretty decent. What do you think?"

"Ehh... She's just another a neutch."

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