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cheese monkey

A rare member of the primate family and whose diet consists of dairy products esp. cheese.

My Velveeta is missing... must be a cheese monkey on the loose.

by JOE October 20, 2003

55πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


kupe

1. An extremely sexy guy. 2. A male 80's porn star.

"Mmm...That boy is kupe!"

by JOE April 11, 2003

16πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


numpte

An inversion of YUPE - Not Upwardly Mobile Plummeting Towards Earth, most often used as a joke or humourous critisism (see BANTER)

You flamming NUMPTE how could you be so stupid!

by JOE June 25, 2004

6πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


derranged duck

a person who is unstable on a bike going 1mph even whilst having stabilisers falls off the bike and crashes into a parked white van

Rupinder nandra of Hayes

by JOE December 15, 2003

9πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


testa

a big cock sucking homo that likes ryan conner aka a big penius

big cock sucking mother fucker

by JOE March 9, 2005

30πŸ‘ 79πŸ‘Ž


openfire

cardiff based female melodic grunge rock band.

dead flowers

by JOE August 7, 2003

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


senior cup rugby

tournament or competition for guys playing rugby. leinster school boys have becoe obssessed with this tournament and winning it is the school year goal of the team and school. school spirit shines almighty bright alround this time of year. teams become obsessed with winning and devote their lives to it and not veryt much else.
this trend can be seen in junior cup rugby also. the guys on the team are the school ledgends for those few weeks and in girls schools it becomes an incentive to "score" the team captain...

girl1:omg, becky u scored john?? as in like totally rocks captain.
girl 2:yah i did. heard you got off with micheals captain.
girl1: yeah but apparently theyt dont have much chance of winning the S so i think im going to call it tonight.

boy 1: oh fuck we have that important match in 3 months.
boy 2: ok ok, i can solve this. no smoking drinking or sex until after the cup.. and we train everyday.
boy 3: what about that important exam at the end of the year that determines the rest of our leaves.
Boy 2: we can repeat...
whole team: YEAH. no sex or drugs. lets go train now!!

by JOE December 9, 2004

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž