pussy whipped

when your whipped

allen messenger is so fuckin pussy whipped

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Hap

A person or animal who is happy or looks happy all of the time

My dog is such a hap.

What a hap my brother is!

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Crack Fucker

A person that shoots crack up their ass.

Yo, that bitch is a crack fucker.

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Himalayan Hot-Pocket

A step above a Bronski. When Tea-Bagging just isn't enough and you are all out of Roman Helmets you can go for a Himalayan Hot-Pocket. Not for the weak of heart!

"Yeah, Teri is all pissed because I gave her a Himalayan Hot-Pocket and then told everyone about it."

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suppish

Unbelievibly cool

Johnny Rocketfingers

look at that totally suppish dude mackin on the hot, large-breasted chick!

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adrenaline

Substance secreted by the body when someone is experiencing fear,excitement...makes the heart beats faster and slows digestion..normally dogs can smell it that`s why they attack when feared.

-I was excited,everybody was screaming the adrenaline was pumping I jumped and caught the rim..
-The fans were jubilant, raucous, their adrenaline running high

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THE CUP

The Holy Grail of hockey...The STANLEY CUP.

Joe: The DEVILS won THE CUP again!
Mike: Ahh!

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