artsy-fartsy

Anything produced in the arts that is over the top eccentric and comes out looking stupid. The artist who created it is usually some loser who tries to be different, but does the same thing as every other artsy-fartsy type. They tend to think their works are unique, creatively genius, good for all humanity, abstract, and expressive. If the artists is a film maker then the movie makes absolutely no sense, will have random shots, is usually shot in black and white, and has stupid monotone dialogue. If they are a musician then they create music specific for avant-garde. The music is a bunch of noise with no harmony, rhythm, or present melody. The artist says his or her piece of music details the work of a Picasso painting.

Every 'artsy-fartsy' person is an aspiring artist. Even if they just go to museums to stare at paintings and act like they have a true passion for it, they can't help but create their own pieces of trash. Then they show it off to the public and the public tells them they suck. So the artists always respond with "no one understands my vision" or some stupid excuse like that.

Don't confuse the phony artsy-fartsy types from the real artists. Real artists will consistently change their style of work and explore new areas. The fakes will copy off a real artist and make the same pointless work for the rest of their career. Real artists will never cheese-out.

"Film festivals are filled with 'artsy-fartsy films'."

"I don't like my teacher. He's too artsy-artsy".

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the hiv

syn h.i.v. ,

That dude's got the 'hiv'

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Bogan

A left-handed fat guy, who plays the bass upside down and can't copy things off the board.

look how Bogan plays his bass!

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carpet licker

A lesbo dat likes to lick pussy.

How do yo become a lesbian? Oh thats easy hun, you just have to lick carpet. Lick carpet huh?

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sabocat

Mascot of the Industrial Workers of the World (IWW). Symbolizes the right of workers to slow or even stop production to win rights, ie sabotage. Also called sabcat, sabtabby.

The workers picketed in front of the business with sabocat flags.

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meat pipe

Slang. The genitalia of a male. Penis.

Nothing says 'I love you' like a six inch meat pipe.

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Subconservative

Another name for a "liberal" as in beneath a conservative.

The subconservatives support Dean for President.