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shatty fatmas

1. When a man shits in a woman's vagina while blowina an ancient ram horn one of those horns that goes "wwwwwwwvvvvvvvhhhhhhhhhhhhhbbbbbbbbgttttt " now you may think this serves a purpose, but unfortunately this is completely unnecessary saran wrap can also be used to seal in the freshness

2. When a female bear shoves its shit up its pussy for warmth during hibernation

John: So how was your time with starla las t night?
Rick: Oh it was great i gave a her a shatty fatmas!
John: Ohh AWESOME!!
Rick: Yeah she went to Shoprite to pick up a 6 pack of douches






Crocodile Hunter: NOW OBSERVE AS THE FEMALE USES THE SHATTY FATMAS TECHNIQUE FOR WARMTH!!

by Joe Momma April 25, 2005


John Travolta

living proof that anyone can fly a plane.

I don't think an example is needed.

by joe momma January 19, 2005


aleem

the most gangster guy in the world.
his name is alim in reality
dont want to mess with this tough sum bitch
he fuk u up

hey man u see ray? alim fuked him up

by joe momma March 16, 2004


betanshit

stupid fucktard whose car and money are the ones that has friends, not him.

A fucktard

run man, here comes betanshit!

by joe momma June 07, 2004


rap

First off this is my definition to make everyone happy. I personally prefer metal,rock or reggae. By the way I am black.
ok...

a. A form of musical poetry about how hard life is

b. rap= CRAP

c. A music that's fun to dance to and is played at parties.

d. Annoying ass music played at parties

e. What's ruining our generation

There you have it

50 cent is a popular rap artist
Biggie is a good rap artists
Eminem is a wigger
"Rap is Crap"

by JOE MOMMA May 07, 2005


tard

One who thinks lizard eggs may have crawled up one's ears while they are sleeping leading to a minute amount of pain in lower left ear lobe.

Natasha Abbot would be an excellant example a common everyday tard.

by Joe Momma August 30, 2004


shmooze

the stuff that comes out when a guy climaxes

ah shit, you shmoozed all over the bed.

by joe momma May 27, 2003