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Canada

One of America's best allies. There is no reason for Americans to bash Canada or Canadians to bash America. God bless Canada and God bless America. May the two wonderful nations live together in harmony.

America: I love you, Canada!!
Canada: I love you too, America!!

by JOE SMITH December 5, 2003

9584πŸ‘ 3703πŸ‘Ž


Lupah

A she wolf in heat during the mating season.

Boy that lupah can sure get it on!

by JOE SMITH December 11, 2003

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


head bobber

An Indian (from India).

From the way they bob their heads from side to side when they mean to say yes.

(The Indian head bob is similiar to the american nod, except from side to side instead of up and down)

Why does that "Head Bobber" keep telling me yes, he understands when he has no clue what I am saying?

by JOE SMITH September 24, 2004

17πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Joey

When a weak little guy with a flaming tattoo gets banged in the ass and gets a scrawny little mustache with his own fecal matter (a variation of the Dirty Sanchez.

After they work out, Justin loves to give his friend a Dirty Joey to celebrate a job well done.

by JOE SMITH September 1, 2004

62πŸ‘ 91πŸ‘Ž


frog himself

The coolest dad on earth that runs shit in the abode amidst the bottles of jack daniels and roller derby friday's.

The frog himself is a real man cause he takes care of his responsibilities even though he wants to run for the hills.

by JOE SMITH January 27, 2004

2πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Gayballer

One who exhibits gay pride. The act of being gay. Not just "in the closet" gay but has to display a very flamboyant gayness that is normally seen at gayday parades or on "Will and Grace". A gayballer is also very promiscuous and will take it anywhere, anytime and from anyone.

Southwest Airlines executive:
"Male fight attendents are typically guilty of gayballing in that they all fuck each other from city to city in these mass gayballer slamfest orgies"

by JOE SMITH November 18, 2003

11πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Hawsepiper

A person of high rank who did not go to college.


From sailing days when officers who use to be deck hands were asked how they got there job they replied "I climbed up the hawsepipe" (hawsepipe: the pipe that an anchor rope passes through)

"How'd you get to be captain?"
"I'm a hawsepiper you P.O.S. college boy"

by JOE SMITH September 17, 2004

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž