lkjhgf

to look at porn sites on the internet.

joe: hey rick what are you doing ?
Rick: im lkjhgf on the computer

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tempur-pedic

A really cool yellow foamy thing that you can sleep on and you can order lots of free samples

I ordered a free sample of the tempur-pedic mattress for a teacher at my school!

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tas

1. to take a shit
2. shit
synonym: drop the bomb

1. man i just tassed all over my sheets - derek
2. holy h4x! omf tas! kthxbi - akira

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jimi hendrix

God came down from the heavens to play guitar

Jimi Hendrix is God

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bambama

one's breasts, boobs, bazoombas, or in another sense, their booty; often used to describe a big one

So shake your bambama, come on now mama, this that shit that make you groove mama

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Ritchie Jao

A stupid lieng son of a bitch asian that should be hung

Me:"Hi Ritchie Jao"
RJ:"Im an asshole"
Well, ther ya hav it

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boobies

Round, warm, bouncy. :D

Boobs are fun to play with.

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