New Mexican Nougat

The process of using mud as a lubricant during anal sex, and then once finished, using your Significant Other's hair as a wipe for it, then to finish it off, give them a rimjob.

Dude, last night was so wild, me and Laura got to try The New Mexican Nougat.

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Gonaherpascyphilaids

The Culmination of the major STD's one can get in life, all bundled together, and powerful enough to evolve to control the Human Body. Once contracted, a person begins to become more of a Douchebag/Dumbass or Slut/Bitch. There is no cure.

Dude, James caught Gonaherpascyphilaids.
How can you tell
He's starting to wear things from Supreme and Yeezy.
Oh no.