do the math

To ask someone to choose

There was a pack of two for 74p, and a pack of three for 60p, which is better? you do the math

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fish

A combatant who is easy to beat but hard to get ahold off; a chump.

It would've been over a lot quicker if he wasn't such a fish.

Jelly Bracelets

1 Black-sex
2 Orange-head
3 Pink-hand job
4 red-hand job
5 Green-make out 15 sec.

If you want to have sex break my black jelly bracelet.

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Seifiroth

A Teenage boy who spends more time eating/siting on his behind and thinks hes god and cybers with Raynebird (also a man)

omg look at that no lifer he must be a seifiroth

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West Allis

1. City in southeastern Wisconsin named STALLIS for the Allis-Chalmers Company, the company that once dominated the landscape.
2. 10th largest city in Wisconsin, with a population of 63,712.
3. Home of the annual State Fair, a gathering of all the hicks from up north.
4. Suburb of Milwaukee, where porch monkeys are more common than the single-wide trailers they live in.
5. City where there are more single-wide trailers than houses with actual foundations.
6. City where the main attraction is "Highway".

i.e. "Let's go cruise Highway and show those punk asses with V-Tecs who's really boss."

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freaky styley

1. the name of a red hot chili peppers album, released in 1985 with hillel slovak on guitar, cliff martinez on drums, anthony kiedes singing, and flea on bass. (funk/punk/rock)

2. word the chili peppers used to describe something cool during that time period

yo that shits freaky styley

yo i just got freaky styley by rhcp and it kicks ass

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Steak and Shake

A sexual position where the girl, usually a slim athletic one, rides you as you both are sitting up facing each other, with her stradling you. She takes your "steak"(dick) and starts to "shake"(hump like crazy).

Also a OK quality grilled steak sandwich restaurant found throughout the midwest - in some places they also serve beer and the food quality is on the same level as Arby's.

After I picked her up at the gym, I took her to the Steak and Shake for dinner and some beer before we got home and did our own staek and shake!

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