Bleested

Very wasted, drunk, high, or just overall messed up. Comes from the words blasted and wasted smooshed together.

"I am soooo bleested right now you don't even KNOW!"
"Did you see Tommy fall off his bike? His leg is totally bleested!"
"Horatio got totally bleested on So-Co yesterday that he walked into work, pulled down his pants, and took a dump right on the floor."

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ass-backwards

adj. - wrong, abnormal, negatively unique, against the norm (the norm owns mee)

Why do anything the normal way when we can do it ass-backwards?

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tker

Some bitch that plays online games and kills his own fucking players. Hence the name tker.(Team Killer)

If you plan to tk in a game, first purchase a gun and kill yourself. J/K don't kill your self. See J/K

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dvd

1.A disc which is used for showing movies. Best used in a DVD player, or a DVD-rom, so that you don't have to buy a PS2 or an X-Box.

2. Something consoles do not need at all, in fact it makes a console worse, because someone might play DVDs when you want to play a video game.

1. I bought a DVD and played it in my DVD player

2. Game cube is the best VIDEO GAME console because it only plays VIDEO GAMES, and no DVD player.

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MVP

Mountain view player. dumbasses from mountain view high who think there better than homestead and austin

did you see thoughs mvp fags what losers

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j.r.r. tolkien

john ronald raoule tolekien. groundbreaking fantasy author of mid-twentieth century; mostly known for "the lord of the rings" series and "the hobbit."

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reboot

v. to take a power nap, drink a caffeinated beverage, engage in sexual intercourse, or use any other means to recharge one's energy or the energy of another.

hey man, you look pretty tired. go reboot, i'll take over from here.

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