assmuffin

A small creature that crawls into your anal cavity and proceeds to create muffins at his leisure. Mind you, these are no ordinary muffins. Once created, there is only one way for the muffins to exit your rear.

Damn that assmuffin made muffins in my ass.

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The Lord of the Rings

One of the most successful trilogies of all time, in the forms of literature and film. It chronicles the parallel adventures of Frodo Baggins, and Aragorn, Heir of Gondor.

For some reason, people on UrbanDictionary.com feel that they have to compare this trilogy to J.K. Rowling's seven-part book/movie series Harry Potter

The Lord of the Rings should have swept every single Oscar.

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smairy

A fairy like creature that is found on the isle of anglesey

That there, is a smairy

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junglist

one who lives, eats, and breathes drum and bass, jungle, and all things related to it. they have a tendency to be ignorant at times towards other styles of music and scenes. also, can be very opinionated about what they like and will strongly stick to thier opinions for the life of them. every junglist has an aggressive side to them, whether it be obvious to the public or not. clothing styles range from 555 soul to eurotrash to indie to casual. 90% of junglists are potheads, cokeheads, and/or alcoholics.

those junglists absolutely hate trance.

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Konglish

The Korean version of Japanese Engrish. Essentially, how certain English phrases get translated into Korean:
digital -> digtaur
camera -> kamera
cellphone ->handapone

"I sorry. I can only speak in the Konglish."

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tyme machine

Another name for an ATM. Used by people from Wisconsin.

Before I go out I need to stop by the tyme machine. I'm broke as a joke.

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grappa

Clear Italian rocket fuel. Made from the bits of grape vine that can't be used for making wine. Lethal in large doses.

It was a 4 grappa evening. I didn't see the next morning.

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