Rap Attack

when are Dj's jamming in the street and MCs are rapping to the beat. Usually the neighbors downstairs cannot sleep because the people upstairs are stomping their feet.It's not like they're starting a riot
but they'll call the cops because they want some quiet.

Oh my God I think I'm having a rap attack.

Somebody get a doctor quick man
she's having an attack.

She said rap attack, man, not heart attack

Oh, you mean she's alright then?

Of course!

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Poon Tang

A slang term for a pussy.-

A girls vagina

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cogitating

To take carefull thought of, to ponder think

I'm so totally not cogitating

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anal mauraders

usually a gang of gay dudes or want a be gay dudes

Look at those Queer Eye guys, what a bunch of anal mauraders

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skreets

n. the school of hard knocks, the ghetto, the place of no return, the drug dealers paradise, the lawless world of ruffians, the white man's fears and doubts all rolled into one, the place from which every famous rapper, convict and crackhead has allegedly spawned.

Guy 1: Yo mang, where'd you get your crack pipe?
Guy 2: From da skreets, mutha fucka.

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grappa

Clear Italian rocket fuel. Made from the bits of grape vine that can't be used for making wine. Lethal in large doses.

It was a 4 grappa evening. I didn't see the next morning.

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The Onion

"America's Finest News Source." A satirical that makes fun of American politics and pop culture.

This article by The Onion is hilarious!

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