FUCKNUB

FUCKNUB Noun \fək-nəb\

1. Like a FUCKSTICK, only waaaaaay shorter.
2. Someone with a stubby persona.
3. Someone who can't throw a baseball.
4. Someone who hands out dried fruit to Trick-Or-Treaters on Halloween
5. An idiot, a doofus, a moron
6. First cousin to a fucknob

Adjective: fucknubish

My neighbor: "Wow! That was really "fucknubish" of those parents in the white house down the street to hand out dried fruit for Halloween."

Jack to his sister Jill: "Who's that FUCKNUB you're dating?"