ball wash

when you take such a massive shit it splashes in the water so hard it gets piss water all over your nuts.

"that shit was so huge i got a free ball wash"

21👍 8👎

Tanny Girls

1) an obsession with bronzer

"You need some tanny girls today because you look kinda pale"

8👍 10👎

italian mafia

Is the only REAL mafia around. Sure, you may here about the Russion mafia or the Japanese mafia, but they are not shit compared to the REAL Italian mafia.

The Italian mafia is the toughest.

743👍 261👎

screwin around corners

when someone jacks off too much with the same hand-winds up with a bent dick

situation-in the showers after gym class"boy russ, your crank is bent like hell, you been screwing around corners?"

7👍 6👎

cancer

An uncontrolled meiotic division of a useless cell.

Breast cancer, lung cancer, colon cancer, testicular cancer, stomach cancer, etc.

169👍 98👎

jackrabbit

1) shane's mom's dildo
2) shocker
3) JR

So we were looking for the breathalizer, and drew stumbled upon my(shane) mom's jackrabbit.

4👍 40👎

nut first through a knothole

feeling and looking like shit when you are sick, hung-over, or got the crapped kicked out of you

shit man, you look like you got dragged nut first through a knothole

28👍 10👎