diablo

noun. (diab-blow)

1. Slang term for the devil.
2. Stalker.
3. Sociopath that follows you on the Internet.
4. Often associated with the picture of a wolf.
5. Does not know the meaning of DILLIGAS.

Be careful when you are on the internet, diablo may try and work his way into your life.

Diablo was stalking me for a while, what can I say? DILLIGAS

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xstepper

Term for a person who was a member of Alcoholics Anonymous and became unhappy with the program.

Jack realized the Alcoholics anonymous was not for him and he quickly became an XStepper.

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Higher Power

(noun)

1. An object that controls the destiny of those who have choosen it.
2. A spiritual fixation with an inanimate object.
3. Something that an AA member chooses to pray to while doing the 12 Steps.

When going to AA Jane choose a door knob to be her Higher Power, because she was told she could pick anything.

Charlie Sheen knew that something was wrong with AA when they suggested that he use a door knob as a Higher Power to pray to.

Bill was glad that he choose a door knob in AA to be a Higher Power for his spiritual experience, he was reminded of it every time he opened the door to the bathroom.

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stepper

Slang for a person in Alcoholics Anonymous who follows the 12 Steps.

Jane joined Alcoholics Anonymous and quickly became a Stepper.

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12 Steps

1. The 12 tasks that Alcoholics Anonymous has its members use to find spirituality.

2. A way used by AA to have its members choose a higher power that can be anywhere from a door knob to a harley as a way to find spiritual guidance.

3. The Steps outlined in the Big Book used to control the thought processes of those who follow them.

1. Bill was fun until he joined AA and followed the 12 Steps, now he just apologizes to everyone with a brainwashed smile.

2. Mary followed the 12 Steps of AA. She divorced her husband and married her sponsor leaving her kids behind with no mother.

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door knob

The common example used in Alcoholic Anonymous meetings to describe what you can pick to be your Higher Power.

Alcoholics Anonymous is spiritual, not religious. You can pick anything you want to be your higher power, even a door knob.

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newcomer

(new·cum·er) noun
1. A new person to an AA meeting.
2. Vulnerable person who is new to a group.
3. Someone preyed upon by old timers.
4. Easy target for thieves, rapists and murderers.

1. Jane was a newcomer at the nightly AA meeting, and was quickly hit on by Bill W.
2. Being a newcomer to Alcoholics Anonymous, Jane choose a door knob as a higher power and Bill W. as her sponsor.

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