Elling

Someone who is known as a hard worker but seriously is the laziest kind of worker. A person who sleeps all the time at work then is wide awake when work is over;

JEFF: “Yo! That guy John is a total Elling!”
RICH: “Reallt? I thought he’s a hard worker?”
JEFF: “He only works hard any place but work. Total ELLING!”

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Ray Muntzing

When a man has sex, either gay or straight, and completely dominates the act. The art of a well done power session of coitus.

JEFF: “Yo Rich! Are those two fucking over there in that car?”
RICH: “Yep. He is straight Ray Muntzing that ass!”

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Mudlocking

The act of having sex, either straight or homosexual, while defecating and rubbing each other’s feces all over each other.

JEFf: “Hey Rich. I heard that girl you fucking is a freak.”
RICH: “Damn right. She wanted to do some mudlocking so I shit on her chest and fucked her ass.”