Tooter Butter

When you attempt to let out a large toot, but instead are left running to the bathroom with a little more down there than you wished for. Can damage underwear beyond normal repair.

Aitanna just let out a tooter butter! Oh goodness she's going to need to shop for new underwear soon, she's running out!

wheelock dorm

Located on the Campus of Lyndon State College, in Lyndonville, Vermont. Considered by many the building that houses the sketchiest people on earth. Except for the fourth floor, which is made up of mostly soccer players and the occasional pothead and mushroom sniffer. Mormons often visit the 430 suite for its habit of having divine intervention.

Wheelock dorm is quite creepy.

Dan’s Depression

When you develop a depression so deep within you due to being employed at Dan’s that don’t realize you’re depressed until other people point it out. You begin to lash out at self checkout customers for not knowing the store code for bagels and begin sabotaging grocery carts in response. A severe mental disorder, those afflicted should not be approached unless a natural disaster occurs, in which they will begin praying for an apocalypse.

I’ve worked at Dan’s for far too long, I believe I have been infected with Dan’s Depression. Just last week I lashed out at a customer for telling me to have a good day.

Flexington Law

When your credit repair knowledge is so on point that you feel the need to flex everytime you answer a question about it.

“I don’t mean to brag, but at this point I’m thinking about starting up my own company called Flexington Law Firm.”