wet chickens

What white people smell like when they perspire.

I had to leave the concert cause the wet chickens were making me sick

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GRAY GIRL

White girl. White women while living in European caves didn't bathe so, they took on a grayish tinge.

Yo man I saw you bouncing that gray girl in your back seat.

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crim

short for "criminal" used by white people to describe black people because they're all criminals.

"yo you better lock up you car before that crim comes over and jacks your shit fo shizzle!"

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wurstschwitz

in german, the sweating resulting from sausage withdrawal

scott had been suffering from wurstschwitz ever since his personal "sausage chef", mike, moved away.

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blow

Normally a slang term referring to powdered cocaine. However, for people in the metropolitan Washington DC who don't know any better, this term is used to refer to powdered heroin, apparently because the term coke refers to crack here because it is the predominant form of cocaine found there.

"Where can I get a bag of blow around here?"

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pterodactyl

Harnessing yourself and your partner onto a ceiling fan in a superman-like position. Turn the fan on and spin around while having sex. "CAWing" in their ear as loud as possible is essential. Feel free to unhook the harness falling to the ground with all of your weight on your partner. Scratch their back with your talons if needed.

My girlfriend thought the pterydactol was fun until I started "CAWing" in her ear as loud as I could. But then she laughed when I scratched her back with my talons.

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cocaine

Some of the most fun available

Lets snort this here cocaine, and get fuckin tweaked

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