zooms

Slang term for Psilocybe Mushrooms

Yo man i just got a O of Zooms

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pterodactyl

Harnessing yourself and your partner onto a ceiling fan in a superman-like position. Turn the fan on and spin around while having sex. "CAWing" in their ear as loud as possible is essential. Feel free to unhook the harness falling to the ground with all of your weight on your partner. Scratch their back with your talons if needed.

My girlfriend thought the pterydactol was fun until I started "CAWing" in her ear as loud as I could. But then she laughed when I scratched her back with my talons.

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Habib

Fucking bitches and he’s the goat

Habib fuck Bitches and give bitches good pill

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Massachusetts Maritime Academy

n. Located: Buzzard's Bay, Massachusettts. (1)Living hell; (2)people the same age as girls you dated are yelling at you; (3)where a stripper is a term used for other than a woman, and getting tapped has nothing to do with sex or kegs; (4)"Where the men are men...and the women are too!"

"Hey son, it's time to go back to MMA!"

"NOOOOO!!!

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