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Jerkal Tunnel Syndrome

Similar to "Carpal Tunnel Syndrome": pain, tingling, and other problems in your hand because of pressure on the median nerve in your wrist. Caused by excessive jerking-off.

Dude, I can't even grip the computer mouse - too much wacking-off last night. Shit - I think I have jerkal tunnel syndrome!

by JSJoyce July 28, 2009

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Dumbling-down

Doubling-down on a dumb, stupid, idiotic comment.

Literally anything said by President Trump, to which he and/or his deplorable sycophants follows with an even more dumb comment.

First, Trump calls a bunch of countries shithole, then tried to deny it and now his followers are saying it's "bar-room talk". These morons are just dumbling-down on his vileness & racism.

by JSJoyce January 12, 2018


Bud Slides

Same as Budarrhea:

Especially nasty form of diarrhea that is a common after-effect of a night spent drinking Budweiser products. This condition usually results in watery, yellow-ish bowel movements and severe stomach cramps.

Bud Light was having a promotion last night, giving away Boston Bruins hats & t-shirts. I'm paying the price today with the inevitable Bud Slides.

by JSJoyce December 19, 2008