Canada's History

One of the worlds most gruesomely dirty sex acts involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.

You fill the stanley cup with maple syrup, and then spread the rest of the maple syrup all along and inside the buttox of your sex partner. Your sex partner plants her face into the stanley cup and slurps down the maple syrup as you plunge your man-hood into her syrupy mother hole. The final process is when your just about to reach ecstasy you hold the antlers above your head and grunt like a moose.

It all ends in extreme pandemonium and sticky goodness.

Person #1: Hey man you want to take a trip with me to Canada to do some salmon fishing?

Person #2: No, but I wouldn't mind coming along to see if I could find one of those smokin canadian girls to show me what Canada's history is all about!

Person #1: Haha, your one crazy sick sob!!

Person #2: Haha! Amen brother!

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