Poopourri

1. When the smell of shit us so strong that even air freshener doesn’t mask it but only serves to create a slightly floral hint to the shit smell.

2. Shit potpourri. One that smells so bad you wouldn’t even buy it.

What the fuck use is spraying air freshener? Now it just smells like poopourri!

I ain’t buying that shit. “Poopourri” more like.

curry clip

The adequate provision of toilet paper prior to ordering a curry.

Dude, we’re getting a curry in later. Better load the curry clip.

Man that dansak went right through me. My bum’s all chafed cos I had to reload the curry clip. Twice.