Fob

A digital device which is usually found on one's keychain to unlock their vehicle from a distance.

Also used to sound an alarm, or open the cargo compartment for a vehicle.

Particularly useful for the compulsive shopper.

If I didn't have my fob with me, I'd have to put down my groceries to unlock the car.

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wiley

(n); a woman with constant sexual arousal

every guy needs a wiley.

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SOL

Shit Outta Luck

You got a virus on your computer? Damn, you're SOL!

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liquid devil

Alcohol! Ethanol! Just another creative way to talk about your favorite extract.

yo, let's drink some liquid devil
...and fuck!!!

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blunk

A perfected style of music, a blend of blues and funk. Usually comes together with a funk-background bassist and a blues-background guitarist. Most songs could consist of blues progressions in a certain key, but with funk-style riffs and licks.

Guy A: Man, The Blue Cosmos are the best blunk band I know.
Guy B: Well, that's what you get with the phrase "Blues is the teacher, funk is the preacher".

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feelings

Feeling are for bitches

hey, you're a bitch, how are your feelings?

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Pizowned

To not only get pwned but to get powned so badly it makes you want to kill youself and hide forever

OMFG i just got pizowned hardcore

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