tennis

A sport in which the players use their racquets to hit a ball over a net to score a point against the other player. Everyone knows the racquet to use when playing tennis is a Prince. Not Head.

I played tennis with my Prince racquet and won 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0. Head racquets aren't good.

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stinky palm

The action of a person, after absorbing the smell and sweat from one's ass, shaking the hands of another, thus transferring the smell to them.

Man, did you see him eat those chocolate covered pretzels? God, right after I shook his hand, too!

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brydor

A type of Fairy. Can have either gay meaning or could stand for a unusual friend.

That kid is such a brydor.
You're a brydor man.

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Kur PLunk

When a girl rides a guys dick while he is taking a shit.

Joe hurry up and give that bitch a kur plunk so I can take one too!

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Backyard Bang

See, when a man and a woman love each other very much, the man stick his magic stick in the womans shit hole and they begin to have intercourse.

Joe did you fuck sally last night? Yep, sure did, gave that bitch a backyard banging!

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oklahomo

A gay person from Oklahoma.

I met an Oklahomo the other day.

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Scrotatiliia

The combination of your sack and your dick

I like girls who can swallow the whole scrotatillia

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