ROFLMGDMFSOBAO

Acronym - Rolling On the Floor Laughing My God Damn Mother Fucking Son Of a Bitch Ass Off

Usually found in 1337 message conversations

Did you see what happened to Phyl Jr.? ROFLMGDMFSOBAO!

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flying tiger

Any member of the United States Army Air Corps who flew for china during the Japanese invasion. This took place before the United States officially entered world war II.

The flying tigers flew over beijing and shot down all the japanese planes.

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Fob

A digital device which is usually found on one's keychain to unlock their vehicle from a distance.

Also used to sound an alarm, or open the cargo compartment for a vehicle.

Particularly useful for the compulsive shopper.

If I didn't have my fob with me, I'd have to put down my groceries to unlock the car.

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New York State

An overtaxed hell hole in the North Eastern United States that has moronic law makers, sky high taxes, and shitty weather for 5 months of the year.

It's another cloudy New York State day!

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minipenis

A very small penis,
unable to penetrate a vagina.

You have such a minipenis.

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minipenis

A very small weiner, or penis.
Almost unseeable.

That guy in the locker room had such a minipenis.

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make your knees tocuh your elbows

to fuck a girl in the ass having her knees tocuh her elbows.

From a Murphy Lee song: "Im the same bro that made ya knees touch ya elbows, so gon head and treat me like a toilet bowl."

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