dicky

something that is very strange or stupid. Odd, not quite right.

The first time I saw one of those tiny European 3-wheeled Mr.Bean cars I said: "Well thats just dicky, look at the dicky car!!"

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Ice

Water in a solid state occuring at or beneath 32 degree farenhite.

Yo dawg, I want some Ice in my Crystal.

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antarctica

The large, unsettled frozene expanse beneath the phallic shapes of Africa and South America. You can get free ice there.

I went to Antarctica for free ice cream.

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Domestic

A car that people buy because they love replacing their head gaskets at 50,000 because they are so caught up in being patriotic that they don't realize how ignorant they are when they purchase a large pos on 4 wheels (If it's a dodge durango make it 3 wheels because they are known to fall off occasionally)

Ford, GM, Dodge, Chrysler, the big turd I make after I take a crap on any domestic car

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Scumfuck

Name give to only those who are lower than the lowest thing you can think of. Think of the last thing you would ever want to come in contact with, times 100,000,000.....000. Also refered to as a "Jesse Marino."

Jesse is a Scumfuck.

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Tucka

"Tucka" is another name for a midget. It is onomatopoeia, in that, the name comes from the sound they make while walking (in my head at least). Next time you see a dwarf walking listen very closely, you can hear them as they waddle by: "tucka, tucka, tucka"

"Did you see that angry little tucka kick me in the shins?"
"No"
"That's because he was a tucka, I guess."

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skoda

mixed sperm and vagina juice, fermented to perfection; used as a drink by college boys given to college girls so that the college boy has another reason to ejaculate.

FUUUUUUCK, she guzzled my skoda all night!

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