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Steve: Isn't Harlem a borough?
Justin: No, staten island is.
Steve: What's staten island?
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A living, non-vampire that vampires keep for a blood supply. They do not bleed them dry but only take what is necessary so that the cattle can keep producing blood for them.
The cattle lived in intense fear of the vampires and the fear of dying or being made into one of them was what kept them from trying to escape.
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A much more intelligent person that the previous. Clearly.
Whoa, Dagashi is WAY smarter than that imbecille.
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Water in a solid state occuring at or beneath 32 degree farenhite.
Yo dawg, I want some Ice in my Crystal.
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The large, unsettled frozene expanse beneath the phallic shapes of Africa and South America. You can get free ice there.
I went to Antarctica for free ice cream.
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A car that people buy because they love replacing their head gaskets at 50,000 because they are so caught up in being patriotic that they don't realize how ignorant they are when they purchase a large pos on 4 wheels (If it's a dodge durango make it 3 wheels because they are known to fall off occasionally)
Ford, GM, Dodge, Chrysler, the big turd I make after I take a crap on any domestic car
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a fine meat dish of meats from around the world. each mammal was eaten by the later to eventually create a stew of 33 animals, which is in the end, just whale shit.
how to make mammalaya:
take one turducken (a pork stuffed game hen stuffed in a duck, stuffed in a turkey) and feed it to a moose. Kill the moose within 20 minutes of ingestion, remove the stomach and liquify the contents. Intravenously feed the liquid to a Deer. Feed the deer to a large group of cows, and then give the full cows to a whale. Wait till the whale shits, collect the excrement and boil for 3 hours. Strain off excess muck and drink.
pass the mammalaya
hey ya'll, the mammalaya is on, grab a spoon.
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